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Friday, 12 July 2019

Red Squirrels Drive Slowly


Red Squirrels Drive Slowly

Red Squirrels Drive Slowly
Said the notice at the side of the road
But I feel it’s completely obvious
Why they can’t follow the Highway Code

If you give the slightest thought to it
It’s hardly a very big deal
After all - their hands are so tiny
I’m amazed they can even get hold of the wheel

Nor is their failure to get up much of a speed
Hardly going to win any medals
Clearly their legs are far too short
So they can’t stretch as far as the pedals

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019

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