Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 28th November 2021
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. D- Town was left reeling this weekend as completely unexpected cold weather swept in from across the world. Winter winds and rain, previously completely unknown at the end of November, punished anyone daring to go out without a big coat. Hundreds of people, dressed only in flimsy shirts, shorts and flip-flops, declared themselves astounded that the weather could act in this way, and petitioned the DIMWIT (D-Town International Meteorological & Weather Information Trust) to do more to raise awareness of such climate-based events.
2. And a second blow has been dealt to the town, especially to the hospitality sector, with the discovery of a new Omigod variant of the Covid virus. Scientists continue to beaver away in D-Town’s world-beating immunology labs in Silicon Alley (just off the High Street, behind the old Abbey National Building Society) in the search to find an a vaccine. So far several other strains and variants have come to light, such as O-Bloody-L, OMFG and Lukat-That.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021
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