Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 23rd January 2022
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Diplomatic tensions have heightened this week as the breakaway state of Trowvegas continued its build-up of tractors on the border with D-Town. In response, the town has begun to marshall its fleet of electric milk floats in order yo demonstrate that an invasion will be strongly resisted. The 49 bus route is still managed to get through, albeit with armed guards riding shotgun on the top deck.
2. And in tragic news for the world of Wiltshire show-biz, the death was announced on Thursday of larger-than-life vegan performer Curried Parsnip & Sweet Potato Nut Roast. His seminal albums “Fart Out Of Hell”, “Two Out Of Three is 66.7%”, “Eating Popcorn By The Dashboard Light” and “I’d Do Anything For Pork Scratchings But I Won’t Eat That” formed the soundtrack to the lives of many an overweight spotty friendless teenager, sitting alone in his/ her bedroom in their underwear whilst ordering catering size packets of Pringles online.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2022
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