Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 6th November 2022
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. D-Town citizens are in shock as their Christmas festivities come under threat. Not only is the most popular car to steal, the Ford Fiesta, to cease production, but further bad news has leaked out. The makers of Pringles have announced that they are to remove the coconut-flavoured crisp from the middle of their mixed flavours tubes. Whilst some people have seen this as a bounty, others have taken to the streets to protest.
2. Meanwhile the world of Social Media has been rocked to its core as local magnate and serial entrepreneur E. Longdusk has seized control of D-Town’s Fantasy Radio. On his first day of ownership half the staff (three people) were sacked via email and told to clear their desks. The playing of moderate middle-of-the-road music is expected to cease, with a greater emphasis on Heavy Rightwing Metal and modern Crap-hop styles.
Copyright Andy
Fawthrop 2022
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