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Sunday, 27 November 2022

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 27th November 2022

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 27th November 2022

 

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:                                              

1.      And it looks like Crimbo is almost upon us.  D-Town began its long slog towards the festive weekend not only with its traditional street market, lantern parade and fireworks, but also with the final of “I’m A Nobody – Get Me Into Here”, where the town’s drunks, layabouts and ne’er-do-wells complete for a few nights in a nice warm police cell, complete with three meals a day and a psychological assessment.  The competition climaxes with the infamous tests – trying to get served in Wetherspoons, nicking at least two bottles of spirits from Morrisons, and eating leftovers from the bins at the back of Costa. 

2.      D-Town’s progress from the Group Stage of The West Wiltshire Cup looks assured, provided they can avoid defeat by more than 13 goals in their final group game next week.  Following a rather boring 0-0 draw against Trowvegas the other day, local football fans declared themselves to be too bored to bother going on the usual rampage around town.  There was a bit of desultory violence in the Market Place, but you get that most nights, so no-one really noticed. 

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2022


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