Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
· The first-ever edition of the Bromham Bugle, known as the Bun On Sunday, was published today. Press baron Donald Piglet, announcing the new title, remarked that plenty of other pigs already had their snout in the Sunday readership trough, but that there was still room in the market for another.
· The Council for Humanitarian Aid, at its headquarters in leafy Trowbridge (CHAT), announced agreement to a ten-minute ceasefire every two hours between the warring Bromham Parish Council, and the Seend Separatist Movement. CHAT Secretary General, Komfy Sofa, admitted that the practicalities of imposing such a repetitious and confusing timetable on the two parties would be enormous, but hoped that both sides would soon become so muddled that their constant bickering might cease.
· The hut once lived in by Seend Separatist leader, Osama Been Lardy, at that bit in the woods where the trees thin out, just after the bend in the path, has been demolished by local farmer Jonathan Piglet, on behalf of the Parish Council. It is reported that they did not want the shack to become a place of pilgrimage for religious radicals.
· For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012
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