Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
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Dicky
Legge, leader of the Workers’ Horticultural Organisation (WHO), was forced to
apologise this week for his failure to make a pledge regarding a promise that
he was reputed to have made several years ago, regarding an undertaking on the
subject of a possible understanding about the way he might vote, on the off
chance that he ever got into power on Bromham Parish Council. Mr Legge admitted that he himself was “totally
confused” about what he may or may not said during the heat of the moment when
discussing politics in the saloon bar of The Wounded Ferret. He said that the whole thing was “a very
sorry business”.
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Mr
Legge was shouldered out of the way by several regulars of the Public Bar who
each wished to apologise for swearing in frustration at the old crippled beggar
who tends the lych-gate at the parish church.
Each had been denied access to the church-yard whilst riding their bike,
and forced to wheel it round by the side.
In turn, the old crippled beggar apologised for any misunderstanding
that may have occurred. The church
sexton issued a statement in which he apologised to the old crippled beggar for
forcing him to stay outside the lych-gate.
The lych-gate itself was not available for comment, but was thought to
be considering legal action. Or issuing
its own apology.
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We
would like to apologise for the number of apologies in this bulletin. We are really, really, really sorry about
this. Really. Very sorry.
Very, very sorry.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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