Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline –
14th October 2012
Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
A
year after his death, police are to launch an enquiry into the conduct of
Bromham fund-raiser Jimmy Piglet. It has
been alleged by several women in the village that Mr Piglet was in the habit of
making obscene gestures with a wide range of root vegetables.
·
Outrage
has been expressed in Bromham circles about the decision to award the Knobbly
Piece prize to Wiltshire Council for their work in promoting the display of
modern art sculptures in Trowbridge shopping precinct. Most shoppers, in a random poll, were unable
to identify the subject-matter of many pieces, or to explain how or why the
Council deserved such an award. In what
is thought to be a related incident, police were called to case of vandalism
when red paint was sprayed on a sculpture entitled “Kohlrabi In Repose”.
·
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2012
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