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Sunday, 7 October 2012

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 7th October 2012

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 7th October 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·      The tendering process for the next ten years carrot-picking on the North West side of the village is to be run again, following a complete U-turn announcement by the Parish Council, which described its own procedures as “unfit for carrots”.  Bearded entrepreneur Richard Piglet, leader of the Verging Ridiculous consortium, welcomed the opportunity to bid again.

·      A row has broken out between leading members of the Field Land Owners’ Party (FLOP) regarding the minimum number of weeks before parsnips can be pulled.  The previous limit was 24 weeks, but with recent advances in harvesting technology, there are now calls for the limit to be reduced to just 20 weeks.  A spokesperson for the Pro-Parsnip Alliance has commented that parsnip-pulling should be banned in all cases, and the crops allowed to grow to full maturity.

·      For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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