Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline –
31st March 2013
Here is
our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·
1. Security
has been massively tightened in Bromham today, especially by the side of the
brook, for the annual pooh-sticks race under the footbridge. Police are conscious of the fact that last
year’s event was disrupted when a protester waded into the middle of the
stream, and almost collided with one of sticks.
The race had to be restarted, and television coverage by the Bromham
Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) was delayed.
· 2. Bromham
Parish Council was thrown into political turmoil this week when David Willybanned
announced that he is to resign from the Council to take up a post as head of
Thunderbirds (International Rescue) in Trowbridge. He has refused to serve under his brother,
Ted Willybanned, who defeated him two years ago in a closely-fought leadership
contest to head up the Carrot-Rooters’ Action Party (CRAP).
· 3. For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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