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Sunday, 2 June 2013

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 2nd June 2013

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 2nd June 2013

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

·         1. The world of Bromham politics has been rocked onto its backfeet by the scandalous events reported in the village this week.  In a secret, undercover “sting” operation mounted by the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) two senior Parish Councillors were secretly filmed apparently agreeing to actually turn up, and perhaps ask questions in the Council chamber, in return for substantial rewards.  The implications of this “Questions For Carrots” situation are still being absorbed.

·       2.  Meanwhile the village is celebrating after one of its most fearless people Major Tim “Bonkers” Piglet was selected to begin training for the long mission to Trowbridge.  The mission, whose stated aim is to get a team of people into the shopping centre at Trowbridge, and to return them safely to Bromham, has long been a dream of the community.  The long-distance crew will have to endure a lonely journey of up to an hour to reach the remote town.  When they get there, they will endure an airless, and soulless, environment.  They will have no means of external support, and will depend for their survival on remembering where to catch the No, 37 bus back to the village.

·       3.  For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2013

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