Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline –
Sunday 9th June 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
Reporters
have been camped outside the Royal Bromham Hospital For The Terminally
Bewildered for most of the week, following the news that the bloke who lives in
The Big House On The Hill was admitted for “exploratory” surgery on his piles
on Tuesday. However, there is no news.
No bulletins have been issued.
The Wife of The Man Who Lives in The Big House on The Hill does not know
either, since she has not been to see him in hospital yet. No-one at the hospital will say anything due
to something called “patient confidentiality”.
We can only speculate, like everybody else. A goodwill gift of grapes was politely
refused.
2. Following the revelations that Bromham-based multinational companies, such as Boggle, Starfucks, Crapple, and now Yodelfone, have paid virtually no Council Tax or Parish Dues over the past few years, it has been revealed in a secret undercover operation by the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), that ursine creatures do in fact defecate in woodland areas, and that His Holiness The Pope is in fact a Catholic. Watch this space for more exposes of the bleeding obvious.
2. Following the revelations that Bromham-based multinational companies, such as Boggle, Starfucks, Crapple, and now Yodelfone, have paid virtually no Council Tax or Parish Dues over the past few years, it has been revealed in a secret undercover operation by the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), that ursine creatures do in fact defecate in woodland areas, and that His Holiness The Pope is in fact a Catholic. Watch this space for more exposes of the bleeding obvious.
3. For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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