Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 28th July 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The
girl at the chip-shop has had her baby, so the village can finally relax, in
the knowledge that ownership of the fish emporium will be guaranteed for
another generation. The baby was a boy,
so it will not even be required to change the name over the door, and you can’t
say batter than that! Following this “woman
has baby shock” bombshell, life in the village can finally return to normal, and
the Bromham Bugle can get back to filling its pages with other news.
2.
Bromham’s
First XI won a cricket match this week.
Apparently this was very important, and represents a significant
re-flourishing of our native game.
Regulars in The Wounded Ferret celebrated by opening a packet of pork
scratchings.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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