Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 7th July 2013
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1.
The
radical rural cleric Abu Piglet was finally deported from Bromham to Seend in
the early hours of the morning. Under a
heavily armed escort, the prisoner was transferred from Bromham’s top-security
prison to a specially-chartered tractor, which left the top field in the glare
of the world’s press, before making its arduous 20-minute journey across the
frontier into Seend. Piglet will now be
tried under renewed charges for separatist offences alleged to have been
committed over ten years ago.
2.
A
huge public row has broken out between Ted Willybanned, the leader of the
Carrot-Rooters’ Action Party (CRAP), and the head of the Farmers’ United
Collective Ko-operative (FUCK), over attempts by the latter to pack the
selection committee in the Bromham North-East Ward by-election. Dave Wentwrong, leader of the Field Land-Owners
Party (FLOP), took great delight in this public spat. He urged CRAP to sort FUCK out once and for
all.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2013
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