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Sunday, 10 November 2013

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 10th November 2013

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 10th November 2013

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Great interest was provoked in Bromham when the heads of the three main Security Services appeared before the Parish Council Security Sub-Committee.  Patrick ‘Nick, Nick’ Piglet head of Middle-field Intelligence (MI5), Peter ‘Hush-hush’ Piglet head of Middle-lane Intelligence (MI6) and Paul ‘Not Me, No Sir’ Piglet head of General Chatter Headquarters (GCHQ) sat in the chairs facing the committee and spent three hours not answering questions, refusing to give details of anything, and denying that they were who the committee said they were.  Apparently.  Nobody really knows.

2.       A row has broken out in ecclesiastical circles after it was revealed that a bearded man had entered the Parish Church of St Knickerless on Sunday morning wearing trousers, shirt and tie, but who later appeared before parishioners at the 11 o’clock service clad in a white dress (or “surplice” as it may be known) trimmed with green, and brandishing a weapon, alleged to be a silver-topped crucifix.  Questions have been asked in the Parish Council as to how the suspect could have been allowed to evade detection in such a way.  The garments were later found abandoned in the vestry.  Enquiries continue.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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