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Sunday, 14 December 2014

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 14th December 2014

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 14th December  2014

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       A furious row has broken out between the Parish Council’s Joint Intelligence Committee and the powers-that-be in TrowVegas.  Bromham parishioners want to know how much the Parish Council knew about under-hand methods of extracting information from prisoners caught up in the war against the Seend jihadists in the first few years of the century by the County Information Archive (CIA).  Unacceptable methods, amounting to extra-ordinary rendition and torture, were thought to have been perpetrated, including forcing carrots down prisoners’ trousers, removing baler-twine from their belts, mud-sliding and keeping brassicas in solitary confinement for long periods.

2.       The village was taken by surprise this week when it experienced a lot of weather.  The forecast for the next few days incudes some weather, and there will be a great deal more of weather in the period leading up to Christmas.  Weather for the New Year is not expected to be much better.  A spokesman for the Bromham Met Office said that it was not unusual to have weather at this time of year, and blamed the Jetstream for bringing through a very high intensity of weather.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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