Greetings Cards - On Returning From Your First New Age Retreat

On returning from your first New Age retreat:

Welcome home again, old thing

It’s good to see you in the flesh all pinky

Years have fallen from your features

Your skin is smoother and less wrinkly!

Welcome back to meat and chocolate

Let your hair down, and have a flirt

There’s much more to life than muesli

And yurts, and yoga, and pro-biotic yoghurt!

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2015