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Sunday, 4 October 2015

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 4th October 2015

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 4th October 2015
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Shock and horror enveloped the village last night when the Bromham Lions RU team were beaten at home by a team from Down Under (Salisbury) in a match in the group stage of the Wiltshire Cup (WC).  Following their defeat last week by a team from the Wild West (Trowbridge), this means that they can no longer qualify for the knock-out stages of their own tournament.  Nearly twenty disappointed people poured away from the ground last night, muttering dark thoughts about the fate of the Bromham coach, Stuart Piglet.

2.       But, on a lighter note, villagers were cheered by the return of Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC)’s popular TV series “Strictly Come Picking”, with a whole slew of e-list celebrities giving up their normal pastimes to come to Bromham for the contest.  The contestants will be put through their paces by professional vegetable pickers and, week by week, will be expected to display skills in a wide range of harvesting disciplines, before being eliminated on the votes of random members of the public.  Week One will feature a tricky routine involving both beetroots and ruby chard.  In future weeks displays will include parsnip poncing, carrot collecting and leek lynching.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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