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Sunday, 11 September 2016

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 11th September 2016

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 11th September 2016

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
                                                        
1.       Scandal has hit the Parish Council this week after the chairman of the allotments committee was exposed by the Bromham Bugle for buying second-hand cars.  In a “sting” operation, police discovered a number of old Ford vehicles in the back garden of Pat “Rick” Vaseline.  It has now been revealed that he had a habit of paying for 20 year-old Escorts.

2.       A number of parents were outraged this week as the new school term started at Bromham Low School, and pupils were sent home for being “inappropriately dressed”.  The head-master, Alby Tellinyer, said that the school had a strict code for what constituted the school uniform.  This did not include belts (where baler twine is the traditional method of holding up skirts and trousers) or blazers (where agricultural jackets should be used).  “How are children to be prepared for the real world of work if they do not learn to dress correctly whilst still at school?” he asked.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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