Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 18th September 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. In
a blow to the Bromham Broadcasting Corporation (BBC), the rights to screen the
unexpected hit series “Great Bromham Take-Off” have been lost to a rival
channel, which bid more money. The programme
involves some people filming other people trying to imitate other people,
whilst being interviewed by some other people, and then judged by some
different people. In the future there
will be some different people again doing the filming. No animals were harmed in the making of this
programme.
2. And
in a surprise move the former leader of the Parish Council, Dave Campervan, has
announced that he will no longer be a parish councillor, following the
advent to power of the Field Land-Owners’
Party (FLOP)’s new leader, Theresa Green.
He said it had nothing to do with losing the recent vote on Bromham’s
exit from the Wiltshire Community (Brexit), or with the plan to introduce
education to village yokels, or his mates George “Porgy” Horsebrawn and Michael
“Specs” Groove losing their jobs, but that he simply wanted to spend more time
with his money.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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