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Sunday, 12 November 2017

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 12th November 2017

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 12th November 2017

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
                                                  
1.      Elections for the Town Council have been thrown into disarray after it was revealed that none of the nominated candidates has met the required standard.  None has been prosecuted for fiddling their expenses, none have been charged with sex-pest crimes, and none are known to have served a criminal sentence at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.  One disgruntled resident described the situation as “disappointing.  You come to expect a certain level of malfeasance amongst our elected representatives, but this lot don’t even have a parking fine to show for themselves.”

2.      And the leaderene of the Town Council, Theresa Green, had her position described as being “up The Kennet & Avon Canal without a Patel” after the widely-expected sacking of the Minister for outer-Vize Development.  It was described by the Official Opposition for Personal Security (OOPS) as “a Priti poor situation”.  No comedians  were harmed in the cracking of these jokes.

3.      For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


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