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Sunday, 11 February 2018

Drivel from Devizes - Dateline Sunday 11th February 2018

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 11th February 2018

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1. Wild celebrations broke out on the streets of D-Town following the successful launch into outer Wiltshire of the Heavy Ford Cortina taxi service.  The probe was intended to go into orbit around the Trowbridge Ring Road, but a slight miscalculation with the accelerator pedal pushed the vehicle a little further than intended.  It may now reach the outskirts of Frome in the Somerset Belt.  It is not known how long the Super 8 cassette deck will continue to play “The Road to Hell” on a constant loop, nor how long the driver will stay at the wheel before stopping at a drive-thru branch of McDonalds for a Big Mac.

2. Slightly less welcome was the news announced by the leader of the Town Council that plans are to be put in place for a Grand Parade through the Market Place, in a show of civic strength to other boroughs.  It is envisaged that the parade will feature a march-past by local branches of Cubs & Scouts, the Provisional Wing of the Salvation Army and the massed ranks of traffic wardens and Community Support Officers.  A fleet of municipal vehicles will bring up the rear, including the private fleets of rubbish carts, milk floats and local buses.

3. For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


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