Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 27th January
2019
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1.
D-Town
suffered yet another commercial shock this week when the bloke who sells copies
of The Big Issue outside The Shambles market decided to formally move his pitch
to a different location within the town.
He was immediately accused of hypocrisy, after it was revealed that he
had previously stated that wished to Remain in his original pitch, but had
re-located for purely financial reasons.
He is now expected to sell up to an extra three copies of the magazine
per week.
2. And the Vize’s international heliport is now largely
quiet after the departure of many (local) government, think-tank, environmental,
economic and commercial celebrities “representatives” from the WEF (Wiltshire
Economic Forum) gathering. It will now
be possible to park again in the Market Place, once the removal of stretch
limousines and luxury people carriers has been completed. Shops will be re-stocked with Wagon Wheels
and Curly-Wurlies. Unbelievably, life
will actually go on – much as before.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019
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