Night School (time they offered some more interesting
sessions to tempt the jaded palate)
It’s time to brighten up your evenings!
All Welcome! Don’t sit there being uptight!
There’s a new syllabus starting this week,
Tuesday at seven p.m. is orgy night!
You’ll find us to be a real friendly crowd,
Just sign up for a starter session inside,
And after your first hour with the team,
You’ll find no-one’s got much left to hide.
We’ve got the heating turned up cosy and warm,
So there’s no need for you to be thinking,
There’s a risk that your willy will become chilly,
Or that there’s any danger of shrinking.
Beginners don’t need to be shy:
The experienced will show you what to do.
Our guiding text is the Kama Sutra,
But after that it’s mostly up to you!
Intermediate and advanced classes,
Are provided as an education.
No limit on the number of partners,
And we provide free lubrication.
We cater for every possible position,
Men and women in all of their guises:
Forwards, backwards and even sideways,
And there’s no rules on shapes or on sizes!
Whatever kinks you’re into we handle:
All types of frotting, gavotting and knotting,
From complicated sliding and riding,
To quite simple plotting and slotting.
Whether it’s frigging you’re really digging,
Cheer up! There’s
no need to wear that frown -
You can come at it from any direction:
Left to right, inside-out, or upside down.
If you’re hard and firm, or soft as a worm,
If there’s wrinkles and folds, or you’re just lumpy,
We’ve no preference for one or the other,
So long as you’re up for rumpy-pumpy.
All of your body parts are catered for:
Boobs and moobs, bums and tums, legs and thighs,
Whatever ripples, and tipples your nipples
Just go with whatever may arise!
It’s all about your participation,
So don’t hang back looking all soppy.
You might get an ovation for your stimulation,
Instead of remaining all floppy and sloppy.
We each have our lengths, and must play to our strengths,
It’s not endurance that wins all the prizes,
But enthusiasm counts for a lot,
And a desire to go with that which arises.
So no need to get yourself stuck in a rut,
But come and join us, you’ll have such a ball!
If you fancy a sess, where there’s plenty of flesh,
It’s Orgy Night at The Village Hall!
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