Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 24th February
2019
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1.
D-Town’s
Town Council was thrown into disarray when seven councillors on the left
defected to the centre, three in the centre defected to the right, four on the
right defected to the left. Cries of “don’t
panic”, “no surrender” and “don’t tell him Pike!” were heard around the Council
chamber. The numbers remaining in the
different parties is now completely unclear.
The Parish Clerk said that it had been a very defective week in politics
all round.
2. And further bad news for the local economy came when
it was announced on Thursday that the local pet shop will be closing in 2020
with the loss of up to 3 jobs. A company
spokes-bot refused to confirm that the closure was in any way linked to
anything else that anyone may ever have read in the press about a situation in
regional politics that may or may not be happening elsewhere. Ever. Honest. Not
at all.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019
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