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Sunday, 25 August 2019

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 25th August 2019


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 25th August 2019

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1.      The mayor of The Vize has cancelled a formal visit to Trowvegas tomorrow after the jumped-up pompous assholes in the Council there refused to sell the village of Hilperton to us.  The sheer cheek and short-sightedness of the refusal also forced the imposition of sanctions, including the raising of the bus-fare by 10p return.

2.      And in a shock development, citizens of D-Town suddenly realised that this week-end is a Bank Holiday, and (shock of shocks in the Summer) that the sun is shining.  Who knew?  Revellers will be forced to enjoy themselves, whether they like it or not, by being given free street entertainment, being  allowed to go into a wide selection of pubs and bars until nearly mid-night, and by being allowed not to go work until Tuesday.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019


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