Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 25th August 2019
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1.
The mayor of The Vize has cancelled a formal visit to
Trowvegas tomorrow after the jumped-up pompous assholes in the Council there
refused to sell the village of Hilperton to us.
The sheer cheek and short-sightedness of the refusal also forced the
imposition of sanctions, including the raising of the bus-fare by 10p return.
2.
And in a shock development, citizens of D-Town
suddenly realised that this week-end is a Bank Holiday, and (shock of shocks in
the Summer) that the sun is shining. Who
knew? Revellers will be forced to enjoy
themselves, whether they like it or not, by being given free street
entertainment, being allowed to go into
a wide selection of pubs and bars until nearly mid-night, and by being allowed
not to go work until Tuesday.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019
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