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Sunday, 15 September 2019

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 15th September 2019


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 15th September 2019

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:

1.      Police in The Vize are investigating the theft of a diamond-encrusted urinal.  It was previously installed in the 1st floor lobby of the Town Hall, just above the old council chamber.  It is thought that the thieves were driven by a sense of nostalgia, and a desire to continue to piss upon the powerful from above.

2.      And the publication of his memoirs by ex-Mayor Willy Wontee has provoked a shower of protests and derision from all sides of the political spectrum.  Book-sellers have catalogued the book under “fiction”, and gift-makers in the town have been inundated with orders for really tiny violins.  Even the Town Hall dog, Towser, has been seen vomiting in the gutter.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019

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