Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 29th September 2019
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. It’s
been a tough old week in constitutional terms here in The Vize. On Tuesday the Supreme Higher Internal Trust (SHIT)
unanimously ruled that Corporate Regional Acting Parliament (CRAP) had been
wrong in its earlier decision the D-Town Area Management Committee (North) (DAMN) had made to suspend
itself. It also over-turned a previous
judgement regarding the Bromham Urban Massif (BUM) and the Chippenham Oversight
Committee K-Division (COCK) which had sought to undermine local political
democracy. The Town Council will now
meet by lying in a darkened room for several long hours, whilst they figure out
how to get out of this mess.
2. It
is estimated that nearly half the 23 people trapped in Trowvegas, after the
sudden collapse of Thomas Fuckit bus-lines during the week, have now been
picked up by a replacement bus service and returned to D-Town. Passengers still in Trowvegas who are still
to complete their shopping, will be repatriated in the coming days. Once completed, the bus-lift will have been
one of the biggest peace-time transport operations since the breakdown of the
local dairy’s milk-float in 1981.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2019
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