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Sunday, 12 April 2020

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 12th April 2020


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 12th April 2020

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
                                              
1.      Footballers from D-Town United Maestros (DUM) have decided to donate 50% of their wages to local hospitals.  The NHS is expected to benefit by as much a tenner a week.  The gesture was instituted after players heard the clapping for the NHS on Thursday night, and mistakenly believed it was in honour of them NOT running out onto the pitch.

2.      And all of The Vize came to a complete standstill at 13.08 when the sheer volume of live-streaming acts across Wiltshire brought the Internet down.  Police pleaded with singer/ son-writers to simply get off the air so that ordinary people could play computer games and down-load pornography as usual.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020


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