Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 26th April 2020
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Once
again panic-buying has set in as D-Town residents rush to stock up on disinfectant
to help tackle Covid-19. Police have
become worried by the rising incidence of Toilet Duck parties where illegal
gatherings of people congregate in order to consume or inject Dettol, Harpic
and other class-A disinfectants and bleaches.
2. And
fighting broke out during the town’s weekly market as determined shoppers
closed in on ever-decreasing supplies of jigsaws, board games and packs of
cards. Despite being prepared to pay in
the ready currency of toilet rolls and dried pasta, some elderly residents were
left in tears after missing out on the last few copies of Puzzler magazine.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020
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