Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 19th April 2020
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. D-Town
is now becoming a major source of study for the medical community of
virologists and epidemiologists since very few of the town’s citizens have
contracted Covid-19. This is thought to
be the result of the radio-wave “ring of steel” provided by the town’s series
of 5G masts. This level of preservation
against plague and pestilence has been hailed by the religious community as a
miracle, and make-shift shrines have been set up at the foot of several masts. Flowers, candles and old Nokia handsets have
been left in tribute, and impromptu religious services have been held, with the
newly-faithful chanting “Ericsson! Ericsson! Ericsson!” as they dance naked
around the towers.
2. And
in other news, an enquiry has been set up to try and discover what happened to
earlier forms of pandemic, such as Covid-1 all the way through to
Covid-18. Government helplines have been
inundated with worried callers, seeking to find out if they have missed
something whilst they were being ill with other diseases.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020
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