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Sunday, 14 June 2020

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 14th June 2020


Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 14th June 2020

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
                                              
1.      Not wishing to be outdone by events on a wider national and international scale, nearly five protesters in D-Town clashed with the lone PCSO on patrol and dragged down one of the plaques delineating the D-Town trail, on the basis that they could not find any proper statues, or connections with the slave trade, to deface.  The plaque was thrown into The Crammer, but was quickly retrieved by one of the resident swans, which objected to having his pond defaced with a large piece of metal.

2.      Meanwhile, elsewhere in town, further protests were held by the Anti-Fascist League, the Anti-Anti-Fascist Premiership and the Anti-Anti-Anti-Fascist Championship, the Vegan Individuals Like Endives (VILE) movement, the Vegetarian Opinions Matter In Time (VOMIT), the D-Town & Urchfont Luvvies League (DULL), and Racial Equality And Local Lives for Youth (REALLY?).  Almost one arrest was made, but there was little rioting & looting because all the pubs were still closed due to Lockdown restrictions.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020


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