Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 26th July 2020
Here is our weekly
round-up of events from D-Town:
1. In
a shock move last night, the town Council announced an immediate change to the
arrangements for those travelling to D-Town from Trowvegas. People returning to The Vize will now have to
be quarantined in a pub for at least 14 hours to ensure that they are not
infected with the deadly Covegas bug.
People complained that the changes were too sudden, and that bus
journeys to and from the Costa Del Quarantine had been thrown into chaos.
2. Meanwhile,
in another announcement, the Council has decided that D-Town citizens are
getting too fat. A programme of
weight-loss activities will be launched, including Picking Up The Pork Pie
& Pint, Cycling To The Pub, The Face-mask Shuffle, The Social Distance Two
Metre Two-Step, and The Covid-Testing Lottery.
It is expected that citizens, if they don’t lose weight, will at least
lose the will to live by October.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2020
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