When I’m Running Windows
Now I go runnin’ Windows
to earn an honest bob
For a home-based worker
It helps
me in my job
Now it's
a job that just suits me
But you’d be just as mad as me
If you could see what I can see
When I'm runnin’ Windows
The software runs at quite a dash
And it costs me lots of cash
But it always seems to crash
When I'm runnin' Windows
In my profession I'll work hard
And I'll never stop
I'll beat this blinkin’ system
Even if I have to drop
I’ve got my office up in the loft
It’s not the dust that makes me cough
It’s just me cursin’ Microsoft
When I'm runnin Windows
There’s some functions that I lack
Seems I need an upgrade pack
Think I’ll get myself a Mac
When I'm runnin’ Windows
The Operatin’ System’s poor
I’d like to show it to the door
Stop me rollin’ on the floor
When I'm runnin’ Windows
In my profession I'll work hard
And I'll never stop
I'll beat this blinkin’ system
Even if I have to drop
These programs I simply hates
And now I’ve lost all my mates
It’s all because of that Bill Gates
When I'm runnin' Windows
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Outlook is built to tire us
No-one would ever hire us
Best way to spread a virus
When I'm runnin' Windows
Excel’s a bugger to run
It takes away all the fun
And the sums are never done
When I'm runnin' Windows
In my
profession I'll work hard
And I'll never stop
I'll beat this blinkin’ system
Even if I have to drop
The software’s slow and not brisk
Why would I want to take the risk?
It might mangle my hard disk
When I'm runnin’ Windows
Now
they’re sellin’ Windows Eight
It’s put
me into quite a state
It’s the
version I love to hate
When I’m
runnin’ Windows!
When I'm runnin’ Windows
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