Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 22nd August 2021
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. The withdrawal of D-Town Special Forces from around the military compound near Trowvegas has now descended into total chaos. The last milk-float out of the beleaguered outpost left at midnight on Thursday, and was forced to abandon its consignment of orange juice. A special humanitarian running of the 49 bus service has been implemented to bring out the families of technical personnel and interpreters, but people have been unable to access the bus station to board these mercy missions.
2. Following the tragic death announced yesterday of the inventor of the trouser press, we would just like to celebrate the towering achievements of other Moonrakers who have passed on recently. These include: Tess Tickle (discount sexual services), General Synopsis (weather forecasting), Abi National (banking services) and Barry Tone (musical theatre).
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021
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