Woss Happenin?
Everything’s falling to bits,
Nothing’s the same any more:
Helicopters don’t stay in the sky –
They hit cranes and fall to the floor.
Things aren’t what they might seem:
You can’t trust what they tell you -
The Dreamliners have nightmares
And technical problems too.
The Internet is eating the world,
There’s no shops left on the High Street:
Not only Jessops and HMV,
But now Blockbuster’s admitted defeat.
And Rio Tinto walks into a wall,
Which is as bad as it gets.
The CEO’s taken his long walk,
For under-valuing their assets.
I think I’m going to go back in my shell,
I think I’m admitting defeat.
Can’t even do comfort eating,
Cos my burgers are full of horse-meat.
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