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Wednesday, 17 August 2022

Red Squirrels Drive Slowly

Red Squirrels Drive Slowly 

Red Squirrels Drive Slowly

Said the notice at the side of the road

But I feel it’s completely obvious

Why they can’t follow the Highway Code

 

If you give the slightest thought to it

It’s hardly a very big deal

After all - their hands are so tiny

I’m amazed they can even get hold of the wheel

 

Nor is their failure to get up much of a speed

Hardly going to win any medals

Clearly their legs are far too short

So they can’t stretch as far as the pedals

 Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2022

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