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Sunday, 1 July 2012

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 1st July 2012

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – 1st July 2012

Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
·         Outrage was expressed this week when it was discovered that members of the Field Land Owners Party (FLOP) have been conspiring over a number of years to fix the exchange rates for broccoli and green curly kale on the Devizes Spot Market.  Ted Willybanned, leader of the Carrot Rooters’ Action Party (CRAP) commented that this was a Wiltshire-wide scandal and represented a low point in the endemic culture within the whole vegetable trading business.

·         The Bromham Open Tennis Championship got under way beneath cloudy skies at the All-Bromham Social Club.  All Bromham players were knocked out in the first round, except for Randy Flurry, who is actually from Devizes, but for the purposes of local reporting, hails from Bromham borders.  His third-round match broke all previous records for the latest-finishing game in Bromham’s history.  Local residents surrounded the court holding torches and candles until way after their normal bedtime of 9pm so that the match could be completed.

·         Proposals have been put forward for reforming the upper chamber of the Bromham Parish Council.  It has been suggested that the long table on the left-hand side should be moved to a new position against the back wall, and that several surplus chairs should be stacked in the corridor outside.  A debate, and a vote, will be held in the Parish Council when they all get back from their holidays.

·         For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2012

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