Cough

Cough

There’s something that I need to get off my chest

I’m feeling queasy

And terribly wheezy

I reckon I’m scoring about a seven

On the International Cough Index of Looseness

There’s no question

I’ve got bronchial congestion

And so I want to make a contribution

To the UK Phlegm and Mucus Depository

This menthol mixture

This special syrup

Has made me expectorant of a cure

And it’s the thing that Linctus together

Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2013