Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 18th January 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. The
Bromham tractor underpass was closed all day yesterday, bringing chaos to
agricultural movements in the area, after smoke was detected. The Village Emergency Plan was once again
brought into operation, stacking lines of tractors along the side of the High
Street, as queues built up waiting to pass through. After an emergency
lock-down and a thorough investigation, a smouldering dog-end was detected near
the entrance to the underpass. Normal
services are expected to be resumed today.
2. Police
were called to quell rioting in The Wounded Ferret on Wednesday, after members
of the anti-Piglet Alliance made noisy protests. They said they had been offended by the
publication on the front page of The Bromham Bugle of a cartoon depicting an
image of one of the Piglet clan dirtying his hands by picking a head of celery
from a muddy field. They said that it
was forbidden in their faith to show a Piglet doing a menial task. Leaders of all factions in the community appealed
for calm.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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