Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 25th January 2015
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Members
of all political parties in the Parish Council have acted with dismay after it
was revealed that the Piglet report into the 2003 High Street Pothole incident
will not now be published until after the Council elections in May. Ted Willeybanned,
leader of the Carrot-Rooters’ Action Party (CRAP) commented that it had taken
longer to produce the report than it had to fill in the hole in the first
place.
2. And
in the annual review from Wiltshire Asset Service Trust Executive (WASTE) it
was revealed that five Bromham villagers are more wealthy than the rest of the
villagers put together. This inequality
was downplayed by Dave Wentwrong, leader of the Field Land-Owners’ Party
(FLOP), speaking via satellite phone from his yacht “Welloff”, moored somewhere in the Caribbean. Names of the wealthy five individuals were
not revealed, but patrols have been set up to watch for delivery-vans from
Waitrose entering the village.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2015
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