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Thursday, 3 December 2015

How To Cook Your Christmas Turkey

How To Cook Your Christmas Turkey

1.       Buy your turkey, free range or organic if possible
2.       Wash the turkey in cold running water, pat try & allow to sit at room temperature
3.       Have a glass of wine
4.       Prepare your mixture of choice, and stuff the turkey
5.       Have a glass of wine
6.       Bring the temperature of the oven up to 180C
7.       Put the stuffed turkey into a roasting dish, and put turkey in the oven
8.       Relax and have a glass of wine
9.       Turk the bastey every 30 minutes or so
10.   Wine a glass another get
11.   Hunt for the meat thermometer
12.   Glass yourself another pour of wine
13.   Turkey the bake for at leasht four hours
14.   When the clear run juices, done is the turkey
15.   Take the oven out of the turkey
16.   Bottle the finish of wine
17.   Relax the drink and have a glass of turkey
18.   Tet the sable
19.   Wonder where the roasht potatoesh and veggies are
20.   Get another wottle of bine
21.   Turk the carvey!


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