The twelve things of
Christmas which are such a pain to me:
- Twelve tuneless Christmas carols,
- Eleven stale TV specials,
- Ten "Batteries Not Included",
- Nine No Parking signs!
- Eight Charities collecting!
- Seven round for dinner!
- Six pies a-mincing!
- Five months of bills!
- Four days of drinking!
- Three santas fighting!
- Too much Christmas pudding,
- And finding a bloody Christmas tree.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2015
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