Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 15th May 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. Hearts
were broken again last night as Bromham’s entry in the WiltsoVision Song
Contest came a fairly predictable last.
The village was represented by Boy Band “Stitch That” with their rap/
drum & bass rendition of “Climb Every Carrot, Bang-A-Bang”. The band’s manager, in tears at the result
blamed tactical and political voting by other villages who, for some reason,
don’t seem to like Bromham very much.
2. The
debate over Bromham’s continued membership of the Wiltshire Community (WC)
continued apace, ahead of next month’s referendum. Leading Bremainers and Brexiters resorted to
an all-hands punch-up in the Snug of the Wounded Ferret last night in an
attempt to bring some excitement into the debate. Leading Brexiteer Bozzer “Bonehead” Piglet
inflamed the opposition by referring to the WC as “not so much a convenience,
but a shithole”.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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