Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline
– Sunday 22nd May 2016
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:
1. In
a surprise statement, Bromham Universal Studios have announced that their
Beechwood Studios are to be used for filming a new series of “Carry On”
films. The first few titles are likely
to be “Carry On Parsnip-Picking”, “Carry On Up The Carrot” and “Carry On In The
Family”, all being references to those things for which Bromham is
(in)famous. As most of the original “Carry
On” cast are now deceased, the roles will be undertaken by local Bromham personalities,
including Beet O’Toole, Kale Richards
and Sean Bean.
2. Bromham
Golf Club (The “Rough and Ugly”) will not be able to stage any future Open (or
Closed) tournaments after members voted not to allow the entrance of oiks as
members. Whilst oiks may play a round, or even enter the Clubhouse, they may
only do so as the guests of full nob members.
A local oik spoke of his disappointment that, in the 21st
Century, the club had failed to update its outmoded prejudices by not allowing
oiks to become complete nobs.
3.
For
details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station Carrot FM.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2016
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