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Sunday, 29 May 2016

News From Bromham - Dateline Sunday 29th May 2016

Bulletin From Bromham: Dateline – Sunday 29th May 2016
                                             
Here is our weekly round-up of events from Bromham:

1.       Twenty people were rescued from the mud on Thursday after the tractor they were travelling on capsized.  The Bromham Border Force said that the tractor was extremely old and very overloaded, and they criticised the “gang-masters” who exploited the poor refugees from outside Bromham who had risked everything to try and reach our wonderful village.

2.       The debate on the Bromham In/ Out Referendum intensified this week, with both sides  making increasingly strident claims. The Bremain camp accused the Brexiteers of economic naivety, whilst the Brexiteers accused the Bremainers of casual racism. Meanwhile the Browmuchlongeristhisgoingon Party and the Brimfedupwiththis Party retired to the Tap Room of The Wounded Ferret to try and drink their way through until after the referendum vote.

3.       For details of these and all other Bromham stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station Carrot FM.


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