Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday
10th December 2017
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. Sad
days in the The Vize as citizens came on to the streets in their tens to
protest in the strongest terms against what they see as apostasy. Apparently some bigwig outside the County, in
a land far away, has decided to recognize Trowbridge as the true spiritual
capital of Wiltshire, claiming long-standing historical & political
precedent. He also announced that, as a
sign of this change, they would be moving their official Embassy from D-Town to
the new capital. In other news a small
shop unit in The Brittox, with accommodation above, has just become available
for rent. Contact letting agents Hugh
Cares for details.
2. And
for the 643rd year in a row, D-Town has been taken completely by
surprise that in Winter it is very cold, rains a lot, and occasionally
snows. The onset of bad conditions is
said to have shocked local councillors who, as ever, were completely unprepared
for poor weather. In an attempt to
ensure that there are no further surprises, citizens have been notifying their
representatives that it’s Christmas in a couple of weeks’ time, and that a “New
Year” will start approximately one week later.
3.
For
details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local
radio station D-Town F-Off.
Copyright
Andy Fawthrop 2017
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