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Sunday, 17 December 2017

Drivel From Devizes - Dateline Sunday 17th December 2017

Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 17th December 2017

Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
                                                  
1.      Major disappointment was felt this week as the news that the rich man’s wedding to the celebrity at the big house will be held next year on the same Saturday as the West Wiltshire Germolene League (Northern Section)’s Cup Final.  Not only will there be no extra time off work, but families across the borough will clearly be torn apart by conflicting loyalties.  Special counselling services are to be set up to help people at this difficult time, and special prayers will be said in D-Town’s cathedral for deliverance from these dark days.

2.      And, in a major break-through moment in Drexit negotiations, it has been agreed in principle, subject to several pages of caveats, and conditional upon the support of the D-Town Unionist Party (DUP), that the composition of the red line which marks the border between the town and the village of Potterne, will be a soft pencil drawing on a piece of paper to be held in a “strong and stable” filing cabinet in a locked room in the Town Hall.  But, as is usual in these situations, it has been agreed that nothing is agreed until everything is agreed.  Perhaps.  Maybe.

3.      For details of these and all other Devizes stories, don’t forget to listen to local radio station D-Town F-Off.


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