But It’s OK
Yes, that’s mine, the one with the engine running
Won’t be a minute, then I’ll be gone
Sorry about blocking the way through
But it’s OK – I’ve got my hazards on!
Yes, I know there’s
two kids in the back,
My girl Jocasta, and the baby’s Yvonne
They’ll be alright just for a few seconds
I know – because I’ve got my hazards on!
I’m only slipping in to Costa for a latte
It’s no use arguing with me, John
It might be on
double yellow lines
But it’s fine – I’ve got me hazards on!
It’s way too far from the car-park
There’s no other spaces – absolutely none
Look - I’m in a rush and I’m busy
Can’t you see? – I’ve got me hazards on!
My personalised number shows I’m important
And a lot wealthier than you are, Ron!
There’s little chance the wardens’ll get me
No chance – not with me hazards on!
Well just get your head round it then
I’m untouchable – that
you can depend upon!
I can put my Chelsea Tractor where I please
Just get used to it – cos I’ve my hazards on!
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