Drivel From Devizes: Dateline – Sunday 20th June 2021
Here is our weekly round-up of events from D-Town:
1. A tense morning in D-Town as many men wake up dreading the fall of the cards onto the mat, discovering (often for the first time) which particular ones of the town’s feral children are claiming to be their legal and biological offspring. There had been moves in the Town Council to delay Father’s Day from its announced date by a month due to fears over rising Covid infections, but this was defeated by an unholy alliance of Fathers For Justice, The Bucketheads, and the Monster Raving Loony Party.
2. And political shockwaves also ran through Council when the result of the Amersham by-election were announced, proving that the Blue Wall could be breached by the Yellow Peril. It is now hoped to build a Red Wall, or a Green Wall, perhaps even an Orange or Purple Wall, any kind or colour of wall, just to bring down the local Tory Undemocratic Radical Dogbeaters (TURDs) at the next round of elections.
Copyright Andy Fawthrop 2021
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